No, this isn’t a slow cooker recipe
Sorry if you’re eating your breakfast and all you can think about is a bag of shit in a slow cooker
I take that back actually, I’m not sorry, I find that pretty hilarious if I do say so
(yes, I am very childish)
Why’s this email titled ‘a slow cooked bag of shit’
Well, lemme explain….
Few weeks back, me, Oscar (the ball’less dog) and Katrina went glamping
Out walking the dog and just as we let him out the car to take him a walk
He done what I can only describe as ‘giving birth to a log’….out his ass
It wasn’t pretty
So, Katrina bagged it and looked in all directions for a bin
No bins in sight
So, instead of going with my idea which was to just leave the bag on the ground
She decides to put it in the car whilst we go a walk in the middle of nowhere
^^ That’s sarcasm again BTW
Baring in mind, we had some decent weather and we went a walk for a good hour and a bit
(you know how hot cars get in the sun, right?)
Safe to say I wasn’t looking forward to getting back to the car
We finally got back and as expected…
The car was absolutely REEKING!!
The lesson here?
** Don’t leave a bag of shit in a hot car on a hot day **
^^^ I’m joking that’s not the actual lesson but it’s still a goody ^^^
The real lesson?
>>> If you leave shit long enough…..it’ll get worse (literally <<<
When it comes to losing weight…
and you keep putting it off till after your holiday or keep putting it off till next Monday etc
It’s going to get a lot worse
AND it’s going to be a LOT harder for you when you finally decide to fix things
That’s a vicious cycle to be in
(I’ve been there)
I get it, I really do
But you just need to ‘grow a set’ and DO IT!
It’s gonna be tough sometimes and you’ll want to quit
NOTHING WILL CHANGE UNLESS YOU MAKE A START
It just so happens that I know a great place for you to start…
Over & Out
Peter ‘come dine with me?’ Kolatowicz
PS – If you’re still in the phase of REALLY wanting to lose weight & tone up but you haven’t started…
What’s stopping you?